dark-alone (dark_alone) wrote,
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Dear Santa

Okay why can't dear Santa have more of my flist?

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I gave swallowtailkite a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Sunday I gave soubi_no_kissu a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole sasmira's purse (30 points). In February I gave yoru_no_tori a kidney (1000 points). In July I helped silver_wolfe hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been nice (902 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!

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Sincerely,
dark_alone

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I stole swallowtailkite's purse (-30 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I bought porn for nanami_hijiri (-10 points). In February I pulled tenipurikarupin's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday I pushed yuulin in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-63 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

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Sincerely,
dark_alone


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I bought porn for vile (-10 points). Last Wednesday I stole soulalchemist's purse (-30 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, bluebutterfly81 (-5000 points). In May I gave crazy_hanna a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday hekichan and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5040 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

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Sincerely,
dark_alone


Finally got another 'Nice' one.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I put gum in rainbow_canuck's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I put money in drug_holic's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Tuesday oh_tuti and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I pulled game_queen's hair (-5 points). In May I gave kmarcello a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I've been nice (58 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

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Sincerely,
dark_alone



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