You Know You're From Ontario When...
"Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend.
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You use a down comforter in the summer.
You think of the major food groups as deer meat, fish, and berries.
There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at the Canadian Tire store at any given time.
Your provincial capital calls in the army to help clean up after a snow storm.
Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump
You, and you, alone decide who will win the federal election
You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime
MuchMusic's Speaker's Corner - rant and rave on national TV for a dollar
Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house
You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist
Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition
Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city
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You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American.
You find -40C a little chilly.
You voted Liberal in the last election.
You understand the Labatt's Blue commercials.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Ontario.
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